Upcoming Primary

There is a primary on October 5, and I encourage everyone to come out and vote for me. You may wonder why you should vote for me.

I suppose the best reason I can think of is that I’m one of the two mayoral candidates who did not create this.

It starts crazy, and it only gets weirder and more batshit the further you get into it. The true icing on the cake of “what the fuckery” is the picture he submitted that his mother took when he was in the fifth grade.

Like I said, I didn’t write that document. I think I’ve made my case.