Technically, I am running for Mayor of Keene.
In reality, I have declared myself to be Queen of Keene. You may acknowledge your fealty on October 5, 2021, by voting for me in the primary. I have the benefit of not being a batshit crazycitation needed creep, and of not having been mayor when the town did everything in its power to destroy small businesses while protecting corporate giants like Wal-Mart.
You may remember me from such films as “That Time I Ran For Sheriff as a Republican,” or “When the Government and I had a Mild Disagreement About Bitcoin.” I don’t really have a whole lot to say that I haven’t said before, so feel free to click any of the links here to learn more about me.
In closing, here’s Aasrija, the goodest dog: